The Illiterate Cyclist
Kooky Bicycle Service/Repair, Parts, Accessories, and SAG Support.
Building our area a better bike shop and cycling community one rickety step at a time.
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A Little Background Noise
17 year Veteran of the Bike Industry going it alone to offer the Detroit Metro area and beyond the best and most comprehensive bike service I can. I have run many bike shops across the country, lead multi-store service departments, been a Rep in the Recumbent world (we're not talking about it), a wheel builder, suspension tech, Inside and Outside Territory Manager for a few bicycle parts distributors, a Dealer Account Coordinator for helping shops globally build their repertoire for their local consumer needs, a multi-time organizer of Cranksgiving events, and highly proud to be a SAG Mechanic and Donor for Make-A-Wish Michigan and the WAM300 ride. I have been across the country quite a bit, but the Detroit area is where I want to lay the groundwork for supporting our bike community with the best mechanical support they deserve. Please see my Services section to get a better grasp. Also, please follow my often maniacal ramblings on Instaham
There Can Be Only One
Brands We Carry
Traveling With Freinds! Yay!
Milwaukee based. Hip urban Single Speed and geared steel bikes, as well as one heck of a Gravel/Bike-Packing rig and Velodrome/Street-Shark Track Bike. And plenty more accessories.
Elegant steel frames for custom B-Road, Gravel, Sportif, Commuting, and Bike-Packer's boutique build dreams. Plus, a huge line of amazingly crafted and well curated parts and accessories to spice up any bike.
Crazy light and strong paired spoke carbon and alloy wheels. Handmade in Oregon, on White Industry hubs. Gravel, Road, Track, Tri, Tandem, MTB...all with customizable color combos!
Maybe Rolf wheels are too odd, or maybe not unique enough. Astral is Rolf's wheel and rim brand to go beyond. Be it that you want a beefier build, with more traditional lacing; or, have a particular set of hubs in mind...maybe a SON Generator? Astral will build you up that US Made Carbon or Alloy wheelset, if they haven't thought of it first, and we can
Summer of WAM Tune
Benefiting Make-A-Wish MI
- Meat N' Potatoes Tune w/ A Side of Good
- $100 (Split 50/50 with MAW through Aug)
With the Wish-A-Mile 300 Bike Tour cancelled for the second year in its 34 year span, due to Covid related precautions...the thousands of us Doaners, Sponsors, and Wish granting riders are doing what we can to work within a "Virtual" context instead of a massive 3 day tour. Holding solo rides, small group rides, or holding our own 500 mile Team events on WAM Week in July, to garner donations for kids across the country that are fighting insurmountable health issues. I'd typically, be the SAG Mechanic for this crazy grouping of cyclists, normally raising over $2 million a year...and then the World came apart.
Need a Tune-Up, but want to help me make Wishes come true?
Be it a proper bike tune-up, more singular and basic tweeks, custom wheel builds, suspension overhauls, and beyond; The Illiterate Cyclist has you covered. Taking the Middle-Man out of the equation and by dedicating to the origins of a bike shop, The Service, allows me to offer you a better price, faster turn-around, and guaranteed, better results...because that's what I am known for.
Disclaimer: The Illiterate Cyclist does not support any throttle driven bicycles. And, I don't sell Schwinn's, nor do I buy them.
Meat N' Potatoes Tune ($70)
Everything You Need, Nothing You Don't
Gear Adjustments, Brake Adjustments, Wheel Truing, Bearing Adjustments Where Applicable, Bike Cleaning, Cable and Housing Lubrication, Lite Chain Cleaning and Lubrication, Greasing Of Touch-Points, and General Safety Check and Bolt Torque. Parts extra.
Kitchen Sink Services
Tire/Tube Change ($10),
Front and Rear Gear or Brake Adjustment ($20)
New Cable and Housing Install with Adjustment ($15 per Brake/Shifter)
Hub Overhaul Clean N' Grease ($20)
Bottom Bracket Overhaul or Install ($20)
Wheel True ($20)
Custom Wheel Build ($60 per Wheel)
Hydraulic Brake Bleed ($20 per Brake)
Suspension Overhaul ($25Rear/$50Front)
Custom Bike/Frame Build ($140)
Accessory Install ($10 per)
* Ask about anything else not listed.
Bits N' Bobs
Bought a bike online, and need to get it built, tuned, and prepped to be safe and secure...($60/Boxed Bike Build).
The Illiterate Cyclist is a new and growing business on a thread-bare budget. We will be bringing in a good mix of parts and accessories to fill out the shop and offer the what's and wears you and your bike needs for your adventures. As an actual cyclist myself, I assuredly stock products I can stand behind, and have product catalogs to get you so much more than you see.
Make-A-Wish Michigan's WAM300 Bike Tour
Bike Dearborn Open Streets
The Illiterate Cyclist's Cranksgiving
Monroe Cycling Club's Lake Erie Fall Classic
and beyond! Contact me about your cycling event...if the cause is good, I'm likely interested!
Hip Hop Anonymous, Hiphopopotamus?
We've Gone To Thing Doing
Event stories, now that I've figured out how not to break the website, again.
Make-A-Wish MI: Wish-A-Mile 300 Bike Tour (Rider Sponsor, Tour Mechanic, Donor).
For the past 33 years, Make-A-Wish Michigan has had a Wish-A-Mile Bike Tour across Michigan the final full weekend of July. Started as a challenge among a few riders in the 80's to raise funds to grant Wishes for children born with life threatening conditions; has now grown to a near 2000 rider strong group of people from across the country, raising on average $2.25 Million Dollars each year. Normally, I would be the SAG Mechanic for the three day 300 mile tour from TC to Marshall, MI. But, the World got flipped upside-down this year.... Most riders did smaller solo/virtual riders, or more singular rides with their respective Teams. Not to be undone, Monroe Cycling Club and local Gym Rats devised an advanced route to do the ride as planned, in legacy of the original riders and to keep the flame burning for the kids. Adding two extra days with a Mackinaw starting point, we traversed MI to the Ohio boarder for near 500 miles. Unplanned, my new SAG Vehicle for the business blew up right before reaching Traverse City (picture of me catching the group riding into TC, and their first mechanicals). Luckily my Dad was able to drive up and offer me a loaner to make sure the riders were covered for the final, traditional 300 mile trek. Butts rubbed raw from heat and hills. Shaky interactions with gun and knife toting Rednecks in otherworldly parts of the Country, getting runoff the road by reckless motorists and truck drivers, and Satanists with time to kill...this was the darkest of timelines. I was even asked to hop on my bike and join the Team as we shot to the OH boarder, death-sprinting in the Summer heat to find refuge under an abandoned gas station in a cornfield before the final push.
But, in the end, Monroe Wish Riders neared $40,000 in donations to Make-A-Wish; and through my tune-up specials and Go-Fund-Me, I got to $1230 of my $1500 goal. Next year will likely be the most triumphant party by bike when we all come together as one group again.
Global Bike Based Scavenger Hunt: To Collect Food To Feed Those In Need.
Sunday Nov. 22 (10-12:30): You (Yes, You!) are going to be rippin' up the streets on your bike and best portaging device. Riders will be given a multi-choice list of non-perishables and essentials to help fight hunger and help those in need. All goods will be donated to Gleaner's Food Bank of Michigan the week of Thanksgiving. This is now a 20 year strong Gobal event, doing a heck of a lot of good as we come into the more trying time of the year, especially with all that's transpired in 2020.
Where: Well, the bike shop, of course, at 10 am. We only had eight riders last year, without the shop, and under the new guise of The Illiterate Cyclist...but we collected 430lbs of food by bike in two hours! I want thirty people on bikes this year. Costumes welcomed...prizes at the end?!
More details to follow on Facebook.
Free Bikes 4 Kidz (FB4K) is a non-profit organization running in a handful of major cities across the US. The main objective is to collect and refurbish children's bikes (12-24" wheeled bikes) from Oct-Dec; and then donate those bikes through partner organizations to help provide bikes to those families and kids most in need for a healthier and happier childhood....right around the Holidays!
Bring your gently used kids bikes (or those needing a slight touch of TLC) between Oct-Nov. I'll do what I can with sprucing them up, and then deliver them to FB4K on the day's I'm closed (Wed). Very petite 26in bike's are OK, too. I brought in 28 fully ready bikes with me this year, volunteer while I'm there over the three months, and we work as a collective to make them ready for the holidays. Some 1700 were sent off to kids in need by the end of December 2020. If you can change a tube, turn a wrench, or do some tlc; come join us at the historic Ford Piquette Plant.
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Gulable? More of a Gula-Calf: The Things I Get Roped Into.
Ride Edward Hines X Wayne Bicycle Club: All Summer long, Edward Hines Drive is closed from Ann Arbor Trail to Outer Dr until about 3:30 in the afternoon, offering a long, safe stretch of road for Cyclist, Joggers, Walkers to use. Sat. Aug 29, we will be posted up with the Wayne Bicycle Club at Nankin Mill or the park across the road for a bike ride, get together, and picnic from 10-2. Offering free minor bike services (look for the Van and Flag). Shop open from 2-5, otherwise.
Watermoo Gravel Race: A 112 Mile Gravel and B-Road Bike Race through some of the Dexter/Pinckney/Chelsea area's most scenic and forgotten backroads. TIC was there to offer whatever tweeks, flat changes, and other mechanical support riders needed on a long and dusty journey. In collaboration with FitMi! (Pro Bike Fitting), Ann Arbor Velo Club, Ann Arbor Running Co, and Jolly Pumpkin Artisanal Ales.
33423 Ford Rd, Garden City, MI 48135